Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Headless Giants Not Found in Topless Bar or Anywhere Else!

December 22, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

TENAFLY, NJ – I want to thank Ray Lewis for providing the perspective needed so that we can all view OBJ-Gate in the proper light.  […]

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Best Sports Impressions Ever! NBA, NFL Stars Lampooned!

December 19, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 0

By now you’ve likely heard of, or even seen some of Frank Caliendo’s work.  If you are a sports junkie-particularly familiar with some of the […]

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Giants Win, Pete Rose Loses, OBJ Dominates, JPP All Thumbs?

December 15, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

MIAMI, FL – As I watched Jason Pierre-Paul slog through last night’s shocking victory by the New York Football Giants – and contemplating the Pete […]

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Why Wait? Giants Must Clean House! Now!

December 8, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

It said right here in this space three weeks ago that Tom Coughlin, Jerry Reese, and Ben McAdoo had worn out their welcomes. Was I […]

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Barry Bonds, Peyton Manning, Warriors’ Curry, Giants McAdoo: Headline Hilarity!

December 1, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

FRANKFORT, KY – The utter hilarity offered by today’s top sports stories is hard to match. You can’t make this stuff up. From tankers to […]

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Thanksgiving Stars: Jerry Jones, Cowboys, NFL Villains

November 24, 2015 Alan Sternberg 15

ST. LOUIS, MO – Like a State Trooper, you spy in your rear view mirror, getting closer and closer and closing ground fast. Objects really […]

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Carmelo? LeBron? Patrick? I’ve got Porzingis Fever!

November 17, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

MASPETH, NY – Us long-time New York Knicks fans and observers know the drill re big-name players. We know the long list of Knick saviors […]

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Why Mets Sandy Alderson Fainted: Is Honeymoon Over?!

November 10, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

BOCA RATON, FL – “That was not. I repeat NOT a fainting spell! I’m a goddamned Marine! I’ve got chunks of guys like you in […]

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Mets’ Sandy Alderson Faints! Martha Ford Rants! And Van Halen Still Rocks!

November 6, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Back in 1989, the U.S. Army needed to “coax” nominal “General” Manuel Noriega out of hiding. Seems ‘ole Nori had taken political refuge and set […]

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Big Blue It! Again. Giants Must Fire Coughlin!

November 3, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

HATTIESBURG, MS – Yesterday, my colleague West Coast Craig did an amazin’ job summarizing the Mets’ unexpected run to the World Series. Craig’s column was […]

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