GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language

September 18, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this […]

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Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?

August 7, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?  Where’s Waldo?  Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car?  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?  […]

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BREAKING SPORTS NEWS: I Ate Inside A Restaurant!

May 31, 2020 Cam James 0

NOTE: Cam James is stepping in for Cheesy Bruin, who as reported yesterday, had a softball in his throat. Not kidding. GUNNISON, CO – I […]

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Bunting the Economy Open With Jackie Robinson & MLB Greatest Bunters

April 17, 2020 Cam James 1

Bunting the Economy Open With Jackie Robinson & MLB Greatest Bunters

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The Baseball Cheaters: Ban. Them. All.

January 15, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Stiff. Astonishing. Harsh. Hard-line. Unprecedented. These are all adjectives used to describe the punishment received by the Houston Astros. All of them […]

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Retirement Friday: Antonio Brown, Phillip Rivers, Richie Icognito. PLUS Eli’s Future

November 8, 2019 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – It’s Friday. For some ludicrous reason people in our country seem to like Friday more than any other day of the week. […]

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50 Ways To Leave Mets Fans In A Flushing Toilet of Hell

August 8, 2019 Cam James 0

ST LOUIS, MO – Ne’er has there been a more apropos moment in MTM history than a pinch-hit juxtaposed to Angry Ward’s closing words yesterday. […]

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Blue(s) Blooded Victory! Laila Anderson and Lord Stanley to St. Louis

June 13, 2019 Cam James 0

BOSTON MA – For those of you unfortunate enough to not know who I am, I was at one point a regular contributor to this […]

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John Adams, Cleveland Browns, Mets and How The Royal Wedding Is Bad For Sports

May 20, 2018 The Matts 0

DENVER, CO – The Cheese is out. Today you get President John Adams. Amidst the course of human history, love has a way of superseding […]

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Way, Way, Way Too Early Hall of Fame Argument: Shohei Ohtani

May 11, 2018 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – This morning, my suddenly unemployed self found the time to watch the Testosterone Soap Opera that is ESPN.  The level to which […]

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