Cam James

Cam James hails from Missouri and is a down-the-line St. Louis fan: Rams, Cards, Blues… Thus his occasional “Ram Rules” column. He hates Kansas basketball,  lives in Denver, been a wrestler, dabbled in Ultimate Fighting and plays hardball. Oh, and he’s Opie Taylor white.

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Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.

July 14, 2023 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]

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March Madness Drives Me Crazy… or Crazier: Invoking Harlem Globe Trotters

March 17, 2023 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – This year I am the luckiest non-fan of basketball.  As a Missourian whose tax dollars have largely funded decades of mediocrity – […]

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Kicking Kirk Herbstreit To The Curb: Is Tony Romo, Dan Fouts, John Madden All-Time Best Color Commentator

December 2, 2022 Cam James 0

The concept that Amazon has a NFL contract is not nearly as difficult to understand as the concept that Amazon hired Kirk Herbstreit to be their color guy.

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Watching Mets Implode vs Braves, Mizzou Tigers, Home Run Baseball Era

October 2, 2022 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Yesterday I attended the best high school football game I have ever seen.  Air Force beat Navy 13- 10.  [cue joke drum]. […]

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MVP Kirk Cousins, Mets Collapse (Again?), Charged-Up Chiefs Beat Other L.A. Team

September 16, 2022 Cam James 1

SWAMP FOOT, MO – Today you were probably expecting a Chefs Chiefs vs San Diego Los Angeles Chargers review.  However, this has been rendered impossible […]

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Friday Armchair Quarterbacks For Fantasy Football Freaks & Kirk Cousins

August 26, 2022 Cam James 0

BULL FROG FLATS, WY – Welcome to Friday Armchair Quarterbacks.  It’s draft time again. Over the next week, millions of rubes will invest more time […]

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Boys of Summer NOT Only Ones That Should Be Traded at MLB Trade Deadline

July 30, 2022 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Where has this summer gone? Just yesterday it was Memorial Day and the Mets had a lead bigger than Andre The Giant. […]

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Major League Baseball All-Star Game Voting Time: 1st-Ever No-Star Team

July 8, 2022 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – July at the ballpark.  There is no better time to go.  In addition to the beer hot dogs and popcorn, it is […]

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Dog Days of Summer, Sweatiest Sports Stars

June 17, 2022 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – It’s hot.  Like really hot.  The temp reading in my Jeep has hit 106 three days in a row.  Just going to […]

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ESPN Ruining Hockey, Everybody Loves Raymond II, NHL Playoffs, Mets Miss Playoffs

June 3, 2022 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – I said it last year.  Check the logs.  ESPN IS RUINING HOCKEY.  As I peck this piece out, the NBA finals are […]

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