Cam James

Cam James hails from Missouri and is a down-the-line St. Louis fan: Rams, Cards, Blues… Thus his occasional “Ram Rules” column. He hates Kansas basketball,  lives in Denver, been a wrestler, dabbled in Ultimate Fighting and plays hardball. Oh, and he’s Opie Taylor white.

Yankees Will Miss The Playoffs, Tebow Will Knock Somebody Up, Dickey Wins 20 & Other Bold Predictions

September 13, 2012 Cam James 20

The Yankees will miss the playoffs. BALTIMORE, MD – You heard it first, right here from the Orson Wells of MTM. There’s a War of […]

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A Giant Ribbing: St. Louis Guy Rips Giants Fans

September 6, 2012 Cam James 45

RUTHERFORD, NJ –  Four times a year the bear inside of some of you that is a New Yorker, comes out to rear its ugly […]

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Fantasy Rules For Fantasy Draft

August 30, 2012 Cam James 21

ST. LOUIS, MO – Every year around this time, the closet Mel Kipers, armchair QBs and upper deck offensive coordinators get together with their respective […]

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50 Excuses Melky Cabrera Could Have Made

August 16, 2012 Cam James 35

ALCATRAZ, CA – In the wake of another disgusting infringement upon the integrity of the game of baseball, a new stone has been turned over. Melky Cabrera […]

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Brave Predictions: Pennant Race Tops & Flops

August 9, 2012 Cam James 19

ST. LOUIS, MO – This time last year I was drinking heavily, cursing the word baseball and even looking forward to Rams football.  Why?  The Cardinals […]

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Summer Follies at NFL Camps

August 2, 2012 Cam James 40

RUTHERFORD NJ – We are amidst the pomp and pageantry of the every four-year distraction from developing pennant races that I call The Olympics (click […]

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Olympics Are A Sham Way Before Opening Cermonies

July 26, 2012 Cam James 34

ANNOYED IN ANNAPOLIS – Every four years I come home from work and there is some old dude with some significance to some other country […]

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Ram Rules: Nothing Buggs Me More Than ESPN

July 19, 2012 Cam James 19

BRISTOL, CT – Once upon a time there was a network.  It was not just any network.  It was the Bryce Harper of networks. It […]

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What Happened To My Long Weekend?!

July 5, 2012 Cam James 18

SHORT MATT’S COUCH– It was last Saturday.  I could see him clear as day when he walked in.  I knew he was trouble but I […]

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Inside the Blinds: Europe’s Finest Sports Are Cheese Rolling & Shin Kicking

June 7, 2012 Cam James 14

GLOUCESTER, UK – Here is the USA, we sometimes forget that not everyone plays sports that we invented, like Baseball, Basketball, and Football.  Across the […]

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