FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED MAJORS GETTING OLD?
“We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.” -George Bernard Shaw LONG ISLAND, NY – We are in […]
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ONE SPLENDID SPLINTER: A .406 BATTING AVERAGE
BOSTON, MA – “Gods do not answer letters.” – John Updike on Ted Williams’ aloof attitude toward the press and the fans. True or False: […]
ARE THEY TRULY ALL-STARS? STEROID LIST REDUX
SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless […]
SOUL-LESS METS SHUN CHURCH FOR FRENCH-TO-LE-COEUR SINNER
CRAZY HORSE SALOON; PARIS, FRANCE – Decadence has beaten back Purity in Queens. No, that’s not some philosophical observation regarding the Harvey Fiersteins of the […]
10 REASONS WHY THE DODGERS SUCK AN EGG
DODGER CITY FIELD, FLUSHING – With the summer flying by and leaving us with but half of a baseball season, we feel the need to […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BEST OF
by: The Matts NEW YORK, NY – Angry Ward is on vacation. Despite the MTM Legal Team’s desperate but empty legal threats and our futile […]
THE PHANATIC IS COMING, THE PHANATIC IS COMING!
NJ TURNPIKE – The Philthydelphia guys are posting today, they’re just late because of some typical in-fighting; the kind that will ensure the fall of […]
INDEPENDENCE DAY PRESENT: THE A… ROD LIST: UNCONFIRMED
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Happy Independence Day from the birthplace of our country. After throwing up our cheesesteaks watching Livan Hernandez toss beach balls at the […]
COOPERSTOWN COUNTRY HARDBALL: LESSON IN HUMILITY
COOPERSTOWN, NY – “Cooperstown is a great place. You just can’t get there.” –Ralph Kiner in re to Cooperstown’s geography, not the Hall Of Fame’s […]
HOW DO TEAMS NOT HAVE OLD-TIMER'S DAY?!
FRED WILPON DODGER STADIUM, NY – We take potshots at the New York Yankees, in some way shape or form, just about every day here […]