SOUL-LESS METS SHUN CHURCH FOR FRENCH-TO-LE-COEUR SINNER
CRAZY HORSE SALOON; PARIS, FRANCE – Decadence has beaten back Purity in Queens. No, that’s not some philosophical observation regarding the Harvey Fiersteins of the […]
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10 REASONS WHY THE DODGERS SUCK AN EGG
DODGER CITY FIELD, FLUSHING – With the summer flying by and leaving us with but half of a baseball season, we feel the need to […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BEST OF
by: The Matts NEW YORK, NY – Angry Ward is on vacation. Despite the MTM Legal Team’s desperate but empty legal threats and our futile […]
THE PHANATIC IS COMING, THE PHANATIC IS COMING!
NJ TURNPIKE – The Philthydelphia guys are posting today, they’re just late because of some typical in-fighting; the kind that will ensure the fall of […]
INDEPENDENCE DAY PRESENT: THE A… ROD LIST: UNCONFIRMED
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Happy Independence Day from the birthplace of our country. After throwing up our cheesesteaks watching Livan Hernandez toss beach balls at the […]
COOPERSTOWN COUNTRY HARDBALL: LESSON IN HUMILITY
COOPERSTOWN, NY – “Cooperstown is a great place. You just can’t get there.” –Ralph Kiner in re to Cooperstown’s geography, not the Hall Of Fame’s […]
HOW DO TEAMS NOT HAVE OLD-TIMER'S DAY?!
FRED WILPON DODGER STADIUM, NY – We take potshots at the New York Yankees, in some way shape or form, just about every day here […]
SAVE OUR COUNTRY: KEEP DODGE BALL, KILL SOCCER & LEAVE KIDS ALONE
by The Matts MAIN STREET, USA – West Coast Craig, now officially being monitored 24/7 by MTM Operatives surrounding his Southern California home, called us […]
LUIS CASTILLO INDICTED FOR POINT SHAVING
KANGAROO KOURT, NY – We watched in horror, over and over, the insidious, implausible and still-nauseating miscue of one Luis Castillo – reffered to as […]
GREAT NEWS! LOTTERY WINNER NEAL WANLESS NOT PLAYING AGAINST YOU!
WINNER, S.D. -Yesterday, the nation’s newest megamillionaire was identified up here as 23-year-old rancher Neal Wanless. Seems Neal won $232,000,100.00 in the local South Dakota […]