SAVE OUR COUNTRY: KEEP DODGE BALL, KILL SOCCER & LEAVE KIDS ALONE
by The Matts MAIN STREET, USA – West Coast Craig, now officially being monitored 24/7 by MTM Operatives surrounding his Southern California home, called us […]
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LUIS CASTILLO INDICTED FOR POINT SHAVING
KANGAROO KOURT, NY – We watched in horror, over and over, the insidious, implausible and still-nauseating miscue of one Luis Castillo – reffered to as […]
GREAT NEWS! LOTTERY WINNER NEAL WANLESS NOT PLAYING AGAINST YOU!
WINNER, S.D. -Yesterday, the nation’s newest megamillionaire was identified up here as 23-year-old rancher Neal Wanless. Seems Neal won $232,000,100.00 in the local South Dakota […]
PLAY TRIVIA, WIN TIX, SEE PHILTHY SOX!!!
CAPE MAY, NJ – Last week, we suggested that you should go to Sag Harbor and live near Keith Hernandez. This week we’re talkin’ Joisey. […]
WIN OUR TRIVIA GAME & LIVE IN SAG HARBOR WITH KEITH HERNANDEZ!!!
SAG HARBOR, NY – It takes waking but one morning in this place to understand why Keith Hernadez lives out here. It’s just a simpler, […]
JERRY'S KIDS NEED GEORGE STEINBRENNER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Whose suitcase would be packed first? Whose contract would be eaten so that the Nats would take said luggage? How many […]
INTERLEAGUE PLAY: WIN TRIVIA, GET TIX+$50
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It’s Saturday, people! That can mean only ONLY THING: TRIVIA TICKET DAY! You can easily win two tickets to an Interleague […]
GOODEN AND CLEMENS: WHAT IF???
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – While enjoying Tuesday’s excellent column, written by our Phriends in Philly, philview & The Phanatic, we received a link from Rugby […]
STADIUM SWAP: CAMDEN CITI YARDS FIELD
BALTIMORE, MD – The only way Tall Matt and die-hard Yankee fan Mrs. Matt could afford to see the Bronx Bombers in 2009 was to […]
GAME DAY SATURDAY: WIN TIX TRIVIA
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Sound the trumpets! Gather the family! Yell out the windows! As promised, Saturday is now TRIVIA DAY on www.MeetTheMatts.com! That’s right, […]