ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY
They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]
PURPLE PEOPLE CHEATERS WILL GO ONLY SO FAVRE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – If you’ve been lucky enough to read our guy Angry Ward’s column every Wednesday, you’d know he’s a Bronx-raised Minnesota Vikings fan, […]
Harumph-rey Dome
by West Coast Craig Mall of America – It’s over, it’s all over, baseball’s 2009 regular season is now mercifully behind us. The Mets can […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BUD SELIG CALLED
President Obama; Healthcare Advocate MILWAUKEE, WI – We’re officially into fall. The days are getting shorter as are the opportunities for Phillies fans everywhere to […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ONCE IN A LIFETIME… MOVIE
by Angry Ward With apologies to David Byrne and The Talking Heads NEW YORK, NY – And you may find yourself living in a shotgun […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GO PLAN THAT 2013 VACATION
By Philview and the Phanatic UNDERGROUND SHELTER, PA – Nothing important today, just the end of the world! Oh, haven’t you heard? Yes, it’s coming. […]
ZOMBIE ATTACK
TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]