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THREE THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS

September 27, 2009 Rex O Rourke 26

By Rex O’Rourke Rapid City, SD – THE FIRST THING that drives me nuts is all the talk about restructuring the MLB playoff system. The […]

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DEUCES WILD? NOT IN THE BRONX

September 26, 2009 The Matts 17

by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis “Now batting… Number two… Derek Jeter. Jeter, Number two.” BRONX, NY – The last time Derek Jeter bats in a Yankee […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: THE ONION, PART II

September 25, 2009 23

UPTOWN, NY – As the Jefferson’s theme song goes I’m movin on up, from pinch hitter to platoon player. I’ll be taking over Sam’s-A-Fan corner […]

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DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH

September 24, 2009 The Matts 26

RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN

September 23, 2009 Angry Ward 20

NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]

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BLOOD, GUTS, GLADIATORS, A LOONEY BIN & GREAT SEATS!

September 22, 2009 The Matts 16

NEW YORK RUGBY’S MEN AFTER BIG WIN ON SATURDAY THE ISLAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS WARD’S, NYC – Most of our readers might think Ward’s Island […]

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THE JOBA HOUSE RULES

September 21, 2009 West Coast Craig 16

By West Coast Craig Nighttime descended upon St. J.R.’s Orphanage, and all the young ballplayers dutifully went to their rows of cots. Dr. Ryan made […]

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GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL

September 19, 2009 Rex O Rourke 11

By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]

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HEY KID, YOU WANNA BE A YANKEE

September 19, 2009 The Matts 6

by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis BRONX, NY – The NY Yankees are making dreamers out of people again – and not just on the field. A […]

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BREAKING NEWS-BRAVES FAVORED TO WIN NL EAST

September 18, 2009 Philview and The Phanatic 0

Atlanta, GA – The Braves are 7 1/2 games back with 17 to play yet they were just named the favorites to win the NL […]

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