Big Ben Tuesday; What’s Ill and What’s Chill

August 1, 2017 Ben Whitney 0

New Paltz, NY: My college frat had a newsletter called the Dirt Rag, where a regular feature was What’s Ill and What’s Chill? Things that were […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Rangers Move on, Westbrook is the MVP, Daniel Murphy Tortures Mets Again, Eli Manning is Innocent

April 25, 2017 Ben Whitney 21

Big Arm, Montana: There is a lot to talk about from the weekend, including, the New York Rangers moving on; Russell Westbrook banging out first […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Brady’s Jersey and Betsy DeVos Answers Your Sports Questions

February 8, 2017 Angry Ward 16

BRONX, NY – Back from Florida, where I barely survived four days of trying to kill myself with rum and gambling and mammoth hamburgers and […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Ryan, Dykstra, Kemp and Other Trump Cabinet Choices

November 16, 2016 Angry Ward 14

BRONX, NY – Just recently, President-Elect Donald Trump’s top advisors (aka: Gingrich, Giuliani and the rest of the GOP walking dead) told Mr. Trump that […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Bama, Jazz, Bills, Wilt. Suck on These Sports Slogans

October 18, 2016 Angry Ward 27

BRONX, NY – I don’t want to write about politics. I don’t want to write about old TV shows. I don’t want to write about […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Bobby Knight, Dennis Rodman and Other Trump Sports Morons

June 28, 2016 Angry Ward 23

BRONX, NY – As Brother Junoir Blaber said yesterday, baseball is in full swing… but there will be plenty of time to talk about that. […]

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The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates

February 11, 2016 Matt McCarthy 18

CHEW SPIT, SC – Unfortunately, some of our material didn’t survive the cold New Hampshire winter, as a few Presidential Candidates whimpered home with frostbitten […]

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Super Bowl Press Questions, Ripping our Sports Webcast

January 28, 2016 GrindingAx 15

COUNTY MONMOUTH NJ – There is always a bright side to a crippling blizzard. With a credo from Meet The Matts’ favorite governor – Chris […]

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Are You Ready for Some Football? Matt Harvey vs Fans, Giants-Cowboys

September 10, 2015 GrindingAx 23

NFL League Headquarters, New York, NY—Tonight is the kickoff of another NFL season! The anticipation is gnawing at the brains of millions of Fantasy Footballers . How […]

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Sleepless in London, Seattle, Rangers and Sapp Lives Up To Name

February 3, 2015 GrindingAx 18

FROZEN TUNDRA/FREEHOLD, NJ- Now that the confetti has been swept up, the Disney Parade has passed by and Warren Sapp has been arrested for solicitation, we can […]

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