Pyrrhic Victories: No Mets Hurt This Weekend, Kevin Durant Uses Twitter, Bauer’s No-No

April 3, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

pyr·rhic1 /?pirik/ adjective… (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor. AUSTIN, TX – They know a […]

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A Bard For The Yips, Harden’s Blue Mask, NL’s Best Team

July 18, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – It’s hot here in Hell’s Kitchen and it’s only going to get hotter tomorrow. You can see that wave of heat […]

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Angry Ward: Ian Desmond Opts Out, Newton Goes New England and Carl Reiner Leaves Us Laughing

July 1, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Welcome to July, b!tches! How does it feel to be done with June and only have roughly two more months of summer […]

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MLB: Deja Flu All Over Again, Spike Covid Warms Up, Phony Phanatic

June 27, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

“Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.”  NEW YORK, NY – Rumors have it, that’s what Al Pacino was overheard saying […]

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MLB Covid 100, Derek Jeter Not Getting In Hall of Fame

April 30, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – For those expecting to see an in-depth look at the Philadelphia Eagles draft haul (it was awful) here today, apologies. Big-time […]

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Major League Baseball Second Half Starts With Trades Looming

July 12, 2019 Different Matt 0

“This could be the end of the Mets core pitching staff …” –Different Matt NEW YORK, NY – With the All-Star Game in the rear-view […]

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NY Rangers Save NHL From Ruin, MLB Final Four Face Off

October 12, 2018 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – We’re a little more than a week into this NHL season and the New York Rangers finally have their first points […]

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MLB Playoffs: Who to Root For? Milwaukee Brewers – Because of Barry Beck?

October 5, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Now that baseball season has ended… Wait. What’s that, you say? The season doesn’t end when the Mets hit the links?! […]

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Dumb Stuff John Elway Would Say, Cards, Cubs, Brewers in Slapfight, Upton, Verlander, Nature Walks

July 7, 2017 Cam James 0

“When a man moves away from nature his heart becomes hard.” – Lakota proverb. DENVER, CO – It is within the Cubs nature to lose.  […]

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A Renaissance Unlike Any Other: Crazy Cardinals Fan Snaps, Weed at Rockies Games, Vonn Nude

April 29, 2017 Cam James 13

“In this defunct microcosm, eerily similar to the DPRK, the Broncos are the army and John Elway is the peoples’ Dear Leader.” –Cam James MILE […]

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