Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions
PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Laker Losers, Bellinger and Boras Settle, and the NFL BS Machine is in Full Swing
NEW YORK, NY – So, this past Sunday I actually watched a lot of the Lakers/Suns afternoon #NBA game on ABC. I pretty much never […]
Sports Rain Man: NFL Eye-Catchers, Giants v Commanders, Bills v Jets
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! You can exhale: I am finally going to get a Fantasy Football win as I am not sure if […]
James Harden Trade, Josh McDaniels Tenure in Oakland
Can the Clippers be any more Clipperly than this? Harden wanted out and the only team that wanted him was the Clippers, yet somehow bidding against themselves, they still lost.
Sports Rain Man: Final Mets Update, NFL Recap, Jets v Chiefs
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! And welcome to October! Before we continue, allow me to vent. I fumbled with Fantasy Football team, leaving Josh […]
Big Ben: Around the NFL With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, AKA Swelce
KANSAS CITY, MO – Somehow Blaber got through an entire post Monday without mentioning Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce. That grievous and egregious omission will […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, NFL Recap, NY NFL Teams
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! Today, I will keep it brief as per my Fantasy Football picks. In week one I lost Aaron Rodgers. […]
Everyone is Stupid But Ward Wednesday: Yanks are Fair, Mets Pen is Foul, and the Jets Being Good is No Guarantee
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Wednesday, morons! It’s a heavy burden being an all-knowing sports knower such as myself. Just like Holly Hunter’s character in […]
Sports Rain Man: World Series Set, Jets Win and Giants Win Again
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday, everybody! The Buffalo Bills had a bye this weekend, so there were lots of 0pen houses I could […]
Big Ben: First Place New York Giants? NFC East Turned Upside Down, Broncos Buck Wilson
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – The Giants snatched victory from the jaws of defeat on Sunday, in a game they surely would have found a way […]