Dolphin D*ck: Revisiting Tyreek Hill Traffic Stop
MIAMI, FL – It was on February 16th 2011 when Detroit Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol […]
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Big Ben: Things You Should Have Done Instead of Watching Horrible Super Bowl
SNOOZEVILLE, USA – Was that Downton Abbey or the Super Bowl? Holy hell was that boring. The only thing worse than the game was the […]
Olympic Strippers, Mets’ David Wright is Wrong, LeBron Speaks Up
NEW YORK, NY – It’s Monday. It’s cold. On top of that, DJ Eberle is on vacation and we plum forgot he was Absentia over […]
Real Philly Fan Super Bowl Reaction, plus God Is An Eagles Fan
SPANISH HARLEM – I finally get my turn to talk about the Super Bowl. I know a lot has been written but you finally get […]
Yankees Will Miss The Playoffs, Tebow Will Knock Somebody Up, Dickey Wins 20 & Other Bold Predictions
The Yankees will miss the playoffs. BALTIMORE, MD – You heard it first, right here from the Orson Wells of MTM. There’s a War of […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TOP 10 THINGS I'M GIVING UP FOR LENT
CORNER CONFESSIONAL, LOCAL BAR – Oddly enough, I find myself writing my bi-weekly column and it’s related to religion – again. This is extremely odd […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.
MANNYWOOD, CA – It’s Friday and I’m all hepped up. Tonight my Yankees start the ALCS. I’ll likely be watching it at home since all […]