Lucky Ward: Happy Birthday to My Lovely Theater-Loving Wife!
NEW YORK, NY – I’m gonna put away my glove, football, tennis racket and other athletic accoutrements for a spell, because today is my beautiful […]
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Deion Sanders v Taylor Swift, No-Comment Scherzer, 50-Second Must-See Clip
BOSTON, MA – With college football percolating, rumors being cooked up re the MLB Trade Deadline and plenty to talk about, a few things stood […]
Memo to Yankees: Bye-Bye Blake… Hello Berrios! Hector Berrios, That Is!
TAMPA, FL – Why stop there? With the Yankees firing so-called hitting guru Dillon Lawson and hiring a ex-legit hitter in Sean Casey (who actually […]
State Of The Mets Address: Demotions, Benchings & Player Management, MLB Trade Deadline
ESTABLISH A FORGOTTEN MERITOCRACY! What happened to the days of having to perform to play? It can’t simply be about the money.
Are the NY Yankees Buyers or Sellers? Let the Debate Begin
SPANISH HARLEM – As this Yankees team continues to crumble late in games, the sense in New York is whether this team will be buyers […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Giants At the Plate, Running Backs Shunned, and You Should Go to the Movies
Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Running Backs. By now it’s old news that superstar running backs Saquon Barkley and Josh Jacobs were not…
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Mexico Win Gold Cup, Wimbledon
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! Well, it may not be a happy one for our founder, Short Matt, because he is a SAG actor […]
Yankees Out of Order: Who’s Up 1st? What’s Batting 2nd? I Don’t Know is Up 3rd?
NEW YORK, NY – Back in the day, the NY Yankees table-setters were center fielder Mickey Rivers and left fielder Roy White. They batted one […]
Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.
DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]
My First Half Rant About Yankees Baseball
SPANISH HARLEM – With the second half of the baseball season upon us, it’s a good time to evaluate my favorite and what has happened […]