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For Your Consideration… Sports Conundrums That Need Answering

October 8, 2021 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – While we wait for the finger-pointing to subside and finally know who actually blew their column assignment for today, let’s get […]

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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets, Zach Wilson, and Other Garbage

August 11, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Look, let’s get some housekeeping right out of the f**king way, so you know where I’m coming from. Everyone is on friggin’ […]

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Phirst Place Phils, Mets Melting, Businessman Tom Brady

August 7, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – MTM Management will not allow me to drop the f-bombs yours expletively would love to be be lobbing here today, so just […]

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Cheating Fate Feats: Padres Prayers Answered, Confortonists & OJ’s Revenge?

April 12, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

“OH cruel Fate, when wilt thou weary be? When satisfied with tormenting me? What have I e’er designed, but thou hast crost?” – Bill Shakespeare […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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The deGrom Rule, Knicks Misery, J-Rod & Mets, San Diego PEDSdres?

August 21, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVID, NJ – Yesterday, Buddy Diaz wrote about doing away with some of baseball’s unwritten rules.So today, I’d like to suggest adding a rule or […]

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A Bard For The Yips, Harden’s Blue Mask, NL’s Best Team

July 18, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – It’s hot here in Hell’s Kitchen and it’s only going to get hotter tomorrow. You can see that wave of heat […]

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Replaceable Friday: Mets Train Keeps Rolling, Daniel Jones keeps shutting us up

August 23, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

RAIN SOAKED, NJ – “Summertime, and no ones reading…”  Or are you? Yes kids, its that time again. Time to spit out an article with […]

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MLB Wild Card Hunt: Manager Moves, Joe Girardi, Wally Backman, Mickey Callaway, Custer and Revere?

August 17, 2019 The Matts 0

CHELSEA, NYC – Working on the set of a popular major network cop show last night as a Special Effects guy making smoke and wetting […]

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