NEW YORK, NY – While we wait for the finger-pointing to subside and finally know who actually blew their column assignment for today, let’s get playful. Let’s do a click-baity thing and throw some juicy questions at you. For Your Consideration… Sports Conundrums That Need Answering:
Did Theo Epstein turn down a NY Mets exec job because Steve Cohen is Trump-like douche that will prove to be impossible to work for?
Will the Universal DH ruin baseball?
Will Daniel Jones, Jalen Hurt, Zach Wilson or the Detroit Lions ever win a Super Bowl?
Does the 1-game Wild Card playoff represent the fans’ best interests?
Do the Saint Louis Cardinals have a spectacular outfield for the next ten years?
Is anyone still drinking that Michael Conforto sweet-swing juice?
Is NBA players committing Insurance Fraud and NOT going to jail a slam-dunk?
Is Kyrie Irving right about the world being flat?
Can the Curse of Walter O’Malley keep the Polo Grounds Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers locked in a never-ending game?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If we’ve evolved from apes, why are their still apes?
Is Cam James or Different Matt the reason for this emergency post?
Please help answer this questions and come back tomorrow for Short Matt, who will be full of piss and vinegar.