Take the Money and Run: Comparing Aaron Judge, Juan Soto and Jody Reed
Back in 1993 the Los Angeles Dodgers had an infielder named Jody Reed. During that season the Dodgers offered the upcoming free agent a 3-year […]
Milwaukee Brewers
MVP Kirk Cousins, Mets Collapse (Again?), Charged-Up Chiefs Beat Other L.A. Team
SWAMP FOOT, MO – Today you were probably expecting a Chefs Chiefs vs San Diego Los Angeles Chargers review. However, this has been rendered impossible […]
MLB Groundhog Day, Wilmer Flores, Crying In Sports
LOS ANGELES, CA – My last shred of a MLB post-season Metsiness thread disintegrated when Wilmer Flores was called out on a clear check-swing. After […]
Sure Things, Jacob deGrom & Same Old Mets, Stephen Colbert Booed by Brewers
GLENDALE, CO – When your full-time job is in the Internet Sports Entertainment business, without the benefit of a parent company (i.e. guaranteed wage), you […]
MLB Sissies, Rob Mandred Ruining Baseball, Showing Stripes
SHOHOLA, PA – For as long as memory serves, and my long term recollection is tons more accurate than details from very recent happenings, I […]
Surreal Subway Series, St Louis Perfectos, Cleveland Spiders, Dom Smith for President
NEW YORK, NY – Pigs are flying. Snowballs are now the official ball of choice in Hell. Dom Smith is a national treasure. The St. […]
MLB: Deja Flu All Over Again, Spike Covid Warms Up, Phony Phanatic
“Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.” NEW YORK, NY – Rumors have it, that’s what Al Pacino was overheard saying […]
New Look NY Rangers, MLB Playoffs And Another Olympic Sex Schedule
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Up late typing again. My daytime give got out early so I didn’t get the chance to bang this one […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: 2018 MLB Baseball Season Shaping Up as Suckiest Ever
NEW YORK, NY – I could spend today talking about how Trump disinviting the Philadelphia Eagles to the White House is a win-win-win, in that the […]
Dumb Stuff John Elway Would Say, Cards, Cubs, Brewers in Slapfight, Upton, Verlander, Nature Walks
“When a man moves away from nature his heart becomes hard.” – Lakota proverb. DENVER, CO – It is within the Cubs nature to lose. […]