The Quest For D12: Who Gets Dwight Howard?
OAKLAND, CA – And NBA Free Agency starts… NOW! This off-season’s biggest free agent target is former Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard. After a […]
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Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks
*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]
Supermoon: Clippers Trade For Doc, Polish Brewers, Dodgers Kill NFL in LA, AL Least
HOLLYWOOD, CA – With the moon as close to the earth as it’ll be for a while, surf patterns are skewed, traffic patterns are strange, […]
Cookie’s Corner: Celeb and Sports Whys of the Week
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Friday to you! I’m glad to see this week kicked as it’s been a pretty sh*tty one for Team Cookie. […]
Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]
Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell […]
Summer Soundtrack: Psy, Hoops, Hockey, Dodgers, Ike Davis
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Though summer doesn’t officially start until the solstice on June 21st, my kids’ school year ended on Friday, so today is the […]
Hero & Villain of the Week, French Open Femme Finale: Sugarpova vs Serena
Roland Garros, France – The stars have aligned, bringing together the Top 2 women in pro tennis to battle it out at the French Open. […]
Cookie’s Corner: When The Brain Doesn’t Work
NEW YORK, NY – So, I’m sitting here Friday morning, typing furiously because for the first time in four (seems like FORTY) years, I spaced […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets, Pens, Yanks, Boomer – New Drugs for Sports Addicts
NEW YORK, NY – What an age we live in! Are you hankering for 5-course gourmet meal? Just pick up the phone and have someone […]