Angry Ward Calhoun, Stephen A Smith, Sports Ball, Elly De La Cruz, MLB, Rob Manfred, Skip Bayless, Mets, Meet-The-Matts, #GoogleAlerts

AI Ward: Sports Ball, Elly De La Cruz, and Other 100% Artificial Athletic Information

June 28, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – [Ed. note: For the two of you who haven’t heard yet, the Writer’s Guild of America is currently on strike. While […]

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Everyone is Stupid But Ward Wednesday: Yanks are Fair, Mets Pen is Foul, and the Jets Being Good is No Guarantee

May 31, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Happy Wednesday, morons! It’s a heavy burden being an all-knowing sports knower such as myself. Just like Holly Hunter’s character in […]

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Site Maintenance Sunday

May 21, 2023 The Matts 0

SITE MAINTENANCE TODAY: Because of a WordPress Engine thingy about Management’s purview. We’re possibly going dark for a few hours. With that, and Cam James […]

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Ailin’ Alonso Amazin’, Aaron Boone Has A Pulse, The F***ing Florida Panthers?!

May 19, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – different people have different experiences relating to how they became a sports fan. For some, it might have been an early […]

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Angry Ward: The Mets are a Mess, But Better than Watching What’s Left in the Stanley Cup Playoffs

May 17, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – If you’re a New York Mets fan that doesn’t do well with difficult conversations, this might be a good time to click […]

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Tigers Trigger Mets Panic, NJ Devils Don’t Exist, George Santos Let The Dogs Out

May 5, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – There’s a lot going on in the sports world, almost too much. Blasphemy to say that, I know. Yet, we can’t […]

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Angry Ward: Ripped from Yesterday’s Headlines – Dray Stomps, Hamlin Returns, and Mixed Blowout Results for Rangers and Knicks

April 19, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s Wednesday April 19th. *sigh* Hope everyone got their taxes done… I guess. You know what can sometimes be taxing? Writing this […]

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Angry Ward: Baseball is Back! – The Ruf, Junior Juice, and Volpemania of It All

March 29, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Holy smokes, tomorrow is Opening Day of baseball season! And not a moment too soon. I don’t think I could take […]

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LeBron James Legacy, Mets New Closer, *uck Face Choker

March 26, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

AUSTIN, TX – Scanning the Sunday sports pages on the web just isn’t the same as having a newspaper in hand, sipping a cup a […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Spring of ’94 Redux Coming? Big Weekend for Rangers, Knicks.

March 21, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

*Dramatization, may not have happened MSG, NY – It was June of 1994. I had just graduated after my 5th year of college. I was […]

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