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Who’d a thunk? Chumpa Bay vs SUNY Buffalo, POTUS Bart Scott vs JJ Watt, Rays Win!

October 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Who’d a thunk? That’s a question we’ve all smacked our [mostly] receding hairline heads time and time again, rendered apoplectic by […]

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NFL News: Malcolm Jenkins, Tom Brady and Nick Foles

March 19, 2020 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM –Like Angry Ward alluded to yesterday… Thank god for National Football League! Amirite? With sports news being very limited now due to the […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Belichick, Satan, and Dynasty of Deception, Breezus Breaks Record

December 17, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

HELL, MI – I was flipping channels the other night and I came to a show on HBO called Belichick & Satan. It took me […]

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My Thoughts on Luis Severino, Frank Nitilkina and NFL Quarterbacks

September 26, 2019 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – I haven’t had cable for two weeks so my way into the sports world starts with my phone. The almighty internet wins […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter. Week 1

September 8, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The Mets’ Edwin Diaz (Friday night) and current free agent wide receiver Antonio Brown (all summer long) were at it again… and […]

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Replacement Matt on Opening Day: Greatest Replacements in History

March 28, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – Since the beginning of this site I have somehow been given the designation of Replacement Matt, basically because I shared a (lack […]

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Big Ben: As QBs Start to Move, New York Giants Weigh Their Options

March 5, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

East Rutherford, NJ – It’s 11 PM and I ain’t got nothin’ done. I don’t want to Karl Malone it in, so I’ll let it […]

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Jacob deGrom, Rolled Tide And NFL Playoffs

January 12, 2019 Junoir Blaber 1

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I hope you liked my half a DJ Eberle impression. I could complain about my schedule but it was really just […]

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Tired-of-this-Sh!t Ward: NFL Playoffs – Divisional Thoughts

January 10, 2019 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – DJ Eberle went to an ill-conceived all-you-can-eat Hungarian Goulash “event” last night, and things happened. Don’t have all in the info. Don’t […]

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Big Ben: 2019 NFL QB Carousel, Can the Giants Find Their Guy?

January 8, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

NASHVILLE, TN – It’s a funny game. Dozens of ferocious, burly athletes beat the snot out of each other for for three hours. Then a […]

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