TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"
by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May […]
Omar Minaya
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHO’S THE BOSS?
NEW YORK, NY – Sorry folks, I hope you weren’t misled by today’s column title. Unfortunately, I will not be writing about one of the […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY
They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ONCE IN A LIFETIME… MOVIE
by Angry Ward With apologies to David Byrne and The Talking Heads NEW YORK, NY – And you may find yourself living in a shotgun […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LOOKING FORWARD
NEW YORK, NY—Now that this bad horror movie of a Mets season is coming to a merciful end, it might be a good time to […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE LAMEST STORY EVER TOLD
NEW YORK, NY/HOLLYWOOD, CA -That’s right, today’s column is coming from both coasts as movie producers everywhere are scrambling to get their version of this […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: IN DEFENSE OF MISUNDERSTOOD LEADERS
By Philview and the Phanatic PHILADELPHIA, PA – Omar Minaya is misunderstood. He believes, in his heart, that he’s a great leader – a trailblazer […]
METS ACQUIRE HALLADAY: MINAYA STUNS LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – The NY Mets and Toronto Blue Jays have allegedly reached an agreement that would make star right-hander Roy Halladay a NY […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
NEW YORK, NY—Somewhat happy about the Mets’ winning streak, but still seething over that pathetic press conference the other day. Don’t get me wrong, it’s […]