How ANALytics Screwed Judge’s Season: Aristotle Weighs In?
BRONX, NY – 62 homeruns is the new 73, according to these so-called WOKE fans of America. Forget the fact that Sammy Sosa hit 63, […]
Sammy Sosa
2018 Top Five MLB Questions Answered: Wright, Stanton, Bumgarner, Harper, Longoria
NEW YORK, NY – The literal and figurative Hot Stoves are working overtime this week, especially in the northeast’s bomb cyclone areas. With Spring Training […]
Christmas Sports Movies Redeux
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Earlier this week Angry Ward tickled the funny bone by ringing in the holiday season with yuletide song sports requests. Today, I’ll […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Organized Crime, A-Rod, Putin and Gaylimpics
El Barrio, Bronx, NY – Guess who got the eagerly anticipated MTM Writer’s Booty Call. You know, all the fun supermarket-aisle-clean up without the joyous […]
NFL Playoffs Recap & Things To Do While Not Watching !@#$ Lance Armstrong
“… shame on that hoary billionaire Winfrey for foisting this piece of human excrement on us.” LE FRENCH ALPS – We’ll get to this weekend’s […]
MLB: Use Melky Cabrera Fiasco To Restore Aaron & Maris
“Out of all the records in the major sports, the home run stat takes the cake.” SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It started with Marion Jones […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]
MCGWIRE OUT OF CLOSET; PALOOKAVILLE READY
“If I didn’t get immunity, I could face prosecution. And here I am sitting there and wanting to tell my story. There were two scenarios. […]
IT'S A MANNYFUL LIFE
by West Coast Craig For the previous episode of The Manny, please click here. FADE IN: TORRE HOUSE ROOFTOP. NIGHT. Manny is way up at […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]