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MLB Trading Deadline, Sandy Sits On Hands, Commissioner Gordon, Batman

July 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

SALEM, MA – Like 17th Century Salem, Major League Baseball, led by caped Crusader Bud Selig, is leading the charge against the scourge of Performance […]

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NFL Training Camp: 3 Teams to Watch

July 29, 2013 DJ Eberle 10

BUFFALO, NY – Football is back! And what could go wrong in the world because the NFL is back?! With pre-season under way it’s time for […]

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When It Comes To PED Use, Fans Are Guilty

July 28, 2013 The Matts 8

MILWAUKEE, WI – As far as Performance Enhancing Drugs go, we’ve been ignoring the 800 lb gorilla in the room – or at the stadium […]

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Soriano in Pinstripes, Performance Erasing Dingbats, and Hero & Villain of the Week

July 27, 2013 Preacher Collins 11

New York, NY – Big news for NY Yankees fans.  Alfonso Soriano waived his “no-trade” clause with the Chicago Cubs and will be playing tonight […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Baseball woes, Detroit Fire Sale, Ryan Braun, Sandlot 20th, Pedoria

July 24, 2013 Junoir Blaber 37

New York, NY – Following Baseball’s All-Star break, we have the city of Detroit filing for Bankruptcy, Ryan Braun being busted, The Sandlot turning 20 […]

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Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?

July 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy!  We are one step closer to cleansing the […]

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British Invasion: American Family Hosts Soccer Hooligans

July 22, 2013 West Coast Craig 25

LOS FELIZ, CA -The WCC kids were in an AYSO soccer camp this week, and being the kind-hearted suckers we are, we agreed to become […]

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Hallelujah! It’s NFL Preview Time!

July 21, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 18

HOFSTRA, NY – The most recent heat wave had me eating refreshing tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo on Kaiser rolls, so as to do […]

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Most Interesting Golfer In The World, Mike Tyson Comeback, Hero & Villain of the Week

July 20, 2013 Preacher Collins 13

GULLANE, SCOTLAND – In the hallowed birthplace of the “sport” of Golf (yes it is a sport by definition), we start off this week’s Preacher’s […]

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Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?

July 18, 2013 Cam James 17

ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the […]

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