Dwight Howard new Rocket Man, Britain’s 77-year Wimbledon Drought, Hero/Villain of the Week
Houston, TX – There’s only one song playing on every juke box in the Houston Area – Elton John’s Rocket Man – in honor of […]
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Independence Day Hangover: Players That Should Call In Sick
FT. McHENRY, MA – The day after Independence Day is supposed to be an-off day. You know, part of a 3-day weekend. But when it […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: NY Mets Duo Matt Harvey, Zack Wheeler Need Nicknames
Happy Birthday, America! ANOTHER FALSE DAWN, NY – Sitting here in my Bronx apt with my New York Metropolitans hat on, reading about their rookie […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Twins, Tony Romo, Hudson and Other Sports Cure-Alls
NEW YORK, NY – Is it Wednesday already? Ya gotta be kidding me! This rain and humidity has brought things to such a screeching, soaking, […]
Tim McCarver Spews Poop; Moribund Mets Win The Damn Thing
NEW YORK, NY – As Tim McCarver spews poop, my Moribund Mets Win the Damn Thing, 5-4!!! A special Thanks to Kirk Gibson for inexplicably […]
The Quest For D12: Who Gets Dwight Howard?
OAKLAND, CA – And NBA Free Agency starts… NOW! This off-season’s biggest free agent target is former Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard. After a […]
Stanley Cup of Cliches: When Your Team Loses
The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is how Jim McKay summarily described ABC’s Wide World of Sports coverage for all those years […]
Danica Patrick: From Go Karts to Go Daddy, Wimbledon Woes, and Aaron Hernandez’ Jersey Exchange
ATLANTA, GA – We start this week’s Preacher’s Row down south where former Atlanta Braves’ 3rd baseman and perennial slugger, Chipper Jones was being honored […]
Burning Cash: A-Rod Tweets, Cashman Breathes Fire
THE BRONX, NY – We all know that Alex Rodriguez is an idiot and the Yankees brass are sick of him. But this week we […]
Dumb Celeb Athletes: Heed my Advice
ST. LOUIS, MO – There are few things more annoying than news headlines about Athletes/Celebrities involved in gun crimes. After weeks of speculation, Aaron Hernandez […]