MLB Opening Day Pinstripe Blues

April 2, 2021 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – The 2021 Major League Baseball season got under way yesterday but it wasn’t the start that both New York teams would […]

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Francisco Lindor To Have Tommy John, Cookie Carrasco Crumbles With Cracked Clavicle

January 8, 2021 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – Us fans of the NY Mets are remarkably adept at compartmentalizing pain… as in mental anguish. It is an essential evolutionary […]

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Addition by Subtraction: Robinson Cano, Knicks, Mets, Thursday Night Football

November 20, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Following Junoir Blaber’s Happy Monday shtick, Happy Friday to you all… So, it’s been revealed that Robinson Cano’s second half surge last […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Bol Bol, Bernie, Nebraska, Kayaking, LeBron… Keeping Positive in a Time of Negatives

August 12, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – The past several days I’ve been going a little “off brand” for me and trying to focus on positives. Yep, instead of getting […]

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Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets

July 10, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the […]

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Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?

July 3, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]

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MLB, NBA, NHL to Resume? Not Without Money Problems. Blake Snell, LeBron

May 21, 2020 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – The NBA, MLB and NHL have all had plans to resume or start their season at some point this season. While many […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Pest, Football Feeds, and Other Things I’ll Be Missing

May 6, 2020 Angry Ward 0

STILL IN FLORIDA – So much news to report. Let’s get to it! For those of you who don’t know, Publix is a huge Supermarket […]

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Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets

March 7, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. […]

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Replacement Friday: MLB Rule Changes, Hobbies For Jeff Wilpon Away From Mets

February 14, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

“What is the point of having new ownership if the boob who sunk the franchise to bush league depths gets to stay in charge? – […]

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