Tag: Keith Hernandez

Mets’ Alderson Succumbed to Pressure-NL East Title in their Sights

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Centennial, CO—I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve been both enjoying “the ride” and running out of things to bitch about. Let’s face it, and this was Short Matt‘s fear all along. I’m a “One-Trick Pony”  How long can one crazed yet passionate Met fan rail against his team’s ownership and its General Manager […]

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Bring Jose Reyes Back to Mets! Bring Him Home!

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Denver, CO–Here it is. For 5 long years Met fans have suffered. Suffered like no other time in the team’s history. Suffered the indignity of punchlines, insults, crooked ownership, incompetent on and off field management. Losing is always part of the deal when you’re a Met fan. Comes with the territory, the pact Met fans […]

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Hey, Joe… Where You Goin’ With That Ban In Your Hand?

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“I heard you shot your players down… shot ’em down to the ground.” ATLANTIC CITY, NJ –  If the Jimi Hendrix thing doesn’t get through to Joe Torre – and we know it won’t –  we’ll try sitting him down to watch Boardwalk Empire. Maybe then Prohibition Joe will see that nothing good can come from […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SEINFELD SPORTS STARS, WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

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NEW YORK, NY – There are lots of things going on in sports this week, but none more important than a television sitcom that’s been off the air for well over a decade. Seinfeld billed itself as a show about nothing, but one could argue that it was as much about sports as any other […]

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WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S; STARRING KEITH HERNANDEZ

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by Rex O’Rourke LAKE GEORGE, NY – While on a little respite here in God’s Country, I happened upon this little nugget that, for some silly reason, basically limbo-ed under the “newsworthy radar” this week. But now that I’m sharing it with you, maybe it will get the attention and dialogue it so definitely deserves. […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: THE END OF THE RAINBOW

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Folsom, CA – As I spent a lazy Sunday afternoon watching the Mets game, the SNY camera crew focused on a woman in the stands who seemed oddly familiar. Just then Keith Hernandez solved the mystery by asking “Isn’t that the woman who used to roll her arms behind home plate at Shea?” Sure enough […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

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by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad the boys in the booth were. These commentators were nothing short of awful. So, feeling it my duty to to do something now that I’ve found a worthy sports haven […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW

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VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of all The Matts. After suffering through this past Mets season and watching the Vikings personally punch the Saints’ tickets to the Super Bowl, I’ll write whatever I damn well please. […]

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IT'S GOTTA BE BETTER THAN "COUGAR TOWN"

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by Rex O’Rourke TECHNICAL NOTE: You may experience “STUFF” going on we’re ‘propagating’ between servers. THANK YOU LOS ANGELES, CA – I have two ideas for some mid-season TV replacement shows. First of all, in true Hollywood fashion, what’s worth doing is worth overdoing. So, to cash in on all the vampire themed movies and […]

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ONE GAME MATTERS

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PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – As Philview and The Phanatic will tell you, one game does indeed matter. The Mets would readily concur. Two consecutive years of phalling short of the playoffs by ONE GAME will do that. The President’s Choice Sox, Twinkies and Wisconsin Walt’s Brew Crew also know the consequences of one game, each with […]

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