Tag: Michael Phelps

Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets Move, Basketball Goes Sci-Fi, and Golf Goes Bye-Bye – Behold, the Future of Sports!

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BRONX, NY (THE FUTURE) – Holy sh!t, I never thought I’d live to see the day, but the Bronx is THE place to live now. Though I guess us non-science-deniers could have seen some of this coming, what with lower Manhattan turned into a water park and once-hot nabes like Greenpoint and Long Island City […]

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Rain Man Rants: LeSean McCoy, Lakers, Lebron and World Cup Wonders

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – It is another late night work night at the MTM office. It wasn’t about a text from Management this time, I just got busy and tired. But I am fresh as a daisy to type this out for you, my dedicated fans.  I knew the Song of the week and […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes Olmypics Edition: Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps and USA Men’s Hoops

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – You know, I could have easily made this about the Buffalo Bills. Considering Marcell Dareus is going to rehab, rookie sensation Karlos Williams was cut just hours before Saturday’s game against the New York Giants and outside linebacker Manny Lawson could very well miss the season opener because of a suspension, […]

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Gymnasts in Tights, Michael Phelps the Freak, Mark Sanchez Like Herpes

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – B-Dubs (aka Ben Whitney)  here to introduce a new feature called: Cheers Bro, Aw Hell No, & Man, I Don’t Know… my take on this week in sports, focusing on Gymnasts in Tights, Michael Phelps the Freak and Mark Sanchez resurfacing like Herpes… There’s a lot going on, so let’s get to […]

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Myrtle Breach Of Contract–I’m Back!

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WOW! It has been a while in between columns for me after spending forty days and forty nights in the Low Country of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There was no directive to build an ark in seeking shelter from rains of biblical proportion but I may as well have been, in a sense, “a sea” […]

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Grote’s Gripes: London Olympics Part II

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LONDON, UK – The Olympics are in full swing in swinging  London.  Michael Phelps has been defeated already and the NY Post as already dubbed him a phlop.  Last week I went through the first 15 main sporting events and today I will finish up the rest of the events. Modern Pentathlon – The Greek […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Fanning The “Flames”

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NEW YORK, NY –  This week I’m kinda flamed up about some stuff and figured I’d use that as the basis for my post.  If you don’t like it… tough Cookie(s) on you.  Away we go: July 4th/Wimbledon:  Don’t we usually have the Brits trying to upstage us with their big racket of tennis at […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Props Bets; The Sports/Celeb Edition

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LAS VEGAS, NV – This week I was called to duty by one of my Meet The Matts favorites, Different Matt, to cover his slot. He’s in Vegas and likely doesn’t know his name  –  let alone know how to type. If you’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting Diff, as I did at the 2011 […]

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SPORTS ARGUMENTS: SHOULD TOP 10 SPORTS MOVIES LIST INCLUDE…

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Long drives + Family = Arguments PITTSBURGH, PA – I’m not just out here shopping for sports apparel for recently adopted team – the Pittsburgh Pirates – but also a family function. We drove. We argued. The two go hand in hand.And as my mind drifted during these arguments, I got to thinking about the […]

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