YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
Month: September 2009
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ONCE IN A LIFETIME… MOVIE
by Angry Ward With apologies to David Byrne and The Talking Heads NEW YORK, NY – And you may find yourself living in a shotgun […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GO PLAN THAT 2013 VACATION
By Philview and the Phanatic UNDERGROUND SHELTER, PA – Nothing important today, just the end of the world! Oh, haven’t you heard? Yes, it’s coming. […]
ZOMBIE ATTACK
TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]
THREE THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS
By Rex O’Rourke Rapid City, SD – THE FIRST THING that drives me nuts is all the talk about restructuring the MLB playoff system. The […]
DEUCES WILD? NOT IN THE BRONX
by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis “Now batting… Number two… Derek Jeter. Jeter, Number two.” BRONX, NY – The last time Derek Jeter bats in a Yankee […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: THE ONION, PART II
UPTOWN, NY – As the Jefferson’s theme song goes I’m movin on up, from pinch hitter to platoon player. I’ll be taking over Sam’s-A-Fan corner […]
DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN
NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]
BLOOD, GUTS, GLADIATORS, A LOONEY BIN & GREAT SEATS!
NEW YORK RUGBY’S MEN AFTER BIG WIN ON SATURDAY THE ISLAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS WARD’S, NYC – Most of our readers might think Ward’s Island […]