Year: 2009
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BUD SELIG CALLED
President Obama; Healthcare Advocate MILWAUKEE, WI – We’re officially into fall. The days are getting shorter as are the opportunities for Phillies fans everywhere to […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ONCE IN A LIFETIME… MOVIE
by Angry Ward With apologies to David Byrne and The Talking Heads NEW YORK, NY – And you may find yourself living in a shotgun […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GO PLAN THAT 2013 VACATION
By Philview and the Phanatic UNDERGROUND SHELTER, PA – Nothing important today, just the end of the world! Oh, haven’t you heard? Yes, it’s coming. […]
ZOMBIE ATTACK
TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]
THREE THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS
By Rex O’Rourke Rapid City, SD – THE FIRST THING that drives me nuts is all the talk about restructuring the MLB playoff system. The […]
DEUCES WILD? NOT IN THE BRONX
by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis “Now batting… Number two… Derek Jeter. Jeter, Number two.” BRONX, NY – The last time Derek Jeter bats in a Yankee […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: THE ONION, PART II
UPTOWN, NY – As the Jefferson’s theme song goes I’m movin on up, from pinch hitter to platoon player. I’ll be taking over Sam’s-A-Fan corner […]