MARLBORO, NY– We are an eclectic bunch here at Meet The Matts, with unique styles and viewpoints on all things sports. Today, in a somewhat negative vibe and as Junoir Blaber pontificated yesterday, I give you some Japanese poetry called Haiku as it relates to relevant sports items and some of the colorful folks on MTM.
new York baseball Mets
what happened to your season?
a quiet autumn
the new york Yankees
their youth is served very well
green, the new pinstripe
championship hopefuls
warriors and predators
yellow is courage
n.b.a. playoffs
spurs and Celtics are actors
the fat lady sings
zenmaster Jackson
if a tree falls in the woods
evergreens decay
dumpster fires burn
knicks, nets, mets, jets epic fails
new trash develops
giveaways draw crowds
david wright starting lineup?
laugh out loud funny
hurler matt Harvey
a legend in his own mind
point of no return
goaltenders stop pucks
kings rule the royal palace
talent is fleeting
go a’s he proclaims
carne asada a meal
we feast on wisdom
comic angry ward
the sports reader is lucky
Vikings are snakebit
short matt gets concussed
not of sound mind his dog thinks
where lost marbles roll
new father and groom
always ready to pinch hit
none fill in for him
angels in harlem
buddy diaz a denizen
no eagles nest there
ben whit fathered twins
Yankees are prolific, too
history breeds champs
a rangers fan he
the roc his doppleganger
yanks make him diff’rent
i’m done for today
much less than five hundred words
new york sports to blame
