Sports Rain Man: Pujols hits 700 HRs, State of Major League Baseball and NY Jets Lose
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday Everybody! I won’t put it in today’s article but my joke that Buffalo is Alabama with a pro […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Surefire Remedies for Yankees Losing, Albert Pujols Aging, and Other Sports Disorders
NEW YORK, NY – Today is Wednesday September 7th and summer is over, people. Don’t come at me with, “Well it’s not officially over until…” […]
Friday Armchair Quarterbacks For Fantasy Football Freaks & Kirk Cousins
BULL FROG FLATS, WY – Welcome to Friday Armchair Quarterbacks. It’s draft time again. Over the next week, millions of rubes will invest more time […]
Mets’ Not Folding, Yankees Need to Right Ship, Deshaun Watson Settlement
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday. These are the real dogs days of summer that means Major League Baseball steals the spotlight from other […]
NY Giants Stun Bill Belichick and Patriots! What We Learned!
FOXBORO, MA – Wow. What a game. Just when it seemed like the New York Football Giants were about incur a heartbreaking loss after a […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Let’s Break Some News with Deshaun Watson, the Mets, KD, and that Crumb-Bum Aaron Rodgers
BRONX, NY – Today is a total random indistinguishable Wednesday at the end of July. A day like today is perfectly set up for someone, […]
Sports Rain Man: Watching Game Highlights, NBA Finals, NFL Mini-Camps
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! I have been busy, blay, blah, blah! This part of my posts tends to suffer, as you know, […]
Angry Ward: Being a Bad Sport About March Madness, NFL and NBA Free Agency, and Whatever Else Ya Got
BRONX, NY – Sports fans disgust me. That’s right, I’m looking at you, you dumb sacks of putrid wet sewer rats. Don’t worry, I’m looking in […]
Sports Rain Man Special: Super Bowl Saturday, Serious Matt, Greatest Sports Weekend Ever?
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Saturday… The Bat Signal went up and yours truly answered in a flash. I pulled together stuff from the five […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Super Bowl LVI Storylines – Burrow vs Stafford, Kupp vs Chase, McVay vs Taylor, Donald vs the Bengals Line
LOS ANGELES, CA: Sunday is Super Bowl LVI, the Cincinnati Bengals vs the LA Rams, just as I predicted in August. No Brady or Belichick, […]