A Funny Thing Happened Way To Playoffs: Ichiro & Mets
NEW YORK, NY – I’m sure everyone – all four of you – expected me to write today about Ichiro being traded to the Yankees, […]
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Terry Collins: “Get the married men off the field!”
FLUSHING, NY – Tuesday night Terry Collins baffled all with a decision to take David Wright out of the game for fear of retaliation from […]
Grote’s Gripes: A Couple More Onions
MADISON, WI – The Onion is the king of parody news. This week I’d like to offer up another issue of Grote’s Onions with a […]
A Season In A Day
New York, NY – Now that the season is officially started (with apologies to Chiba Lotte Akita, those games in Japan didn’t count), we can […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday “Daffy”nitions
NEW YORK, NY – In celebration of the brilliant, yet failed, stand-up career of one Clifford Clavin, today we offer you some MTM holiday-themed sports […]
Holiday Wishes: What Jeter, Rex, A-Rod & Wright Want From Santa
New York, NY – We are just over a week away from Christmas and I know I’m ready for the festivities, the booze, the merriment, […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: NAMING CANDY BARS AFTER REX, WRIGHT, JOE PA & KIM K
NEW YORK, NY – Why the hell don’t they name candy bars after famous athletes anymore? Is it simply because the Reggie Bar looked like […]
CLOSING TIME: MARIANO CLOSES IN, METS CLOSING UP
THE Bronx, NY – We’ve had a stellar week of columns so far and I’ve been charged with closing out this winning work week here […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]
REX'S BLUE PLATE PROP BET SPECIAL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGRY WARD! by Rex O’Rourke WATCH AND LEARN MIAMI, FL – One of my favorite aspects of The Super Bowl is the prop […]