Bernie Sanders, Millennials Killing NFL, Rangers Rampage
COLTS NECK, NJ – Egalitarianism will destroy sports as we know it. Write it down and mark my words. The NFL is already feeling the effects of the Millennials […]
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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks and Melania Trump Week #10
MARLBORO, NY– If Donald J. Trump can win the White House then I can certainly go 4-0 on my weekly NFL Picks segment here at […]
Election Day Special: 5 Sports Figures Who Would Make a Better President than Trump
It’s Tuesday folks, and not just any Tuesday. You woke up this morning with one thing on your mind. What will Whitney write about? But […]
Grinding Ax: Can the Knicks and Rangers Be Great Again? Dolan Trump Donald?
LAKEWOOD, NJ – Perhaps our favorite Leprechaun, James Dolan, should swipe a page out of the Book of Trump. Just like America, the New York Knickerbockers can […]
Presidential Candidates As Sports Teams: Who They Would Be
ZIT POP, KY – From this blemish of the smallest towns, to the schmaltzy cheese (not mine) of West Palm Beach, Presidential Candidates (or not […]
5 People Mets Fans Should Fear. @AldersonFake Reports
AIKEN, SC – The Meet The Matts staff is always concerned about preparing Mets fans for an upcoming season. With much changing since the Amazins […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Donald Trump is Going to Make Sports Great Again
BRONX, NY – Hasn’t sports been sucking lately? C’mon, you know it has. The NBA is nothing more than three or four teams and a bunch […]
The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates
CHEW SPIT, SC – Unfortunately, some of our material didn’t survive the cold New Hampshire winter, as a few Presidential Candidates whimpered home with frostbitten […]
Rangers, Penquins, Knicks and NFL Draft
Dedicating this week’s offering to a longtime friend and colleague Charlie P., who is hanging onto his final days in his journey on this earth. […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS SPORTS EDITION
BOCA RATON, FL – On August 27, 2007 one of America’s greatest newspapers printed it’s last edition. I’m of course talking about the king of […]