Big Ben Tuesday: Ghosts of QBs Past, Present and Future, Florida State Gets Boned

December 5, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – It’s the Holiday Season folks! To get in the spirit, I like to kick off the season with It’s a Wonderful Life. […]

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Olympic Boycott? China Snow Job? Mets Hire GM!

November 19, 2021 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Diplomatic boycott… This is what President Joe Biden has floated for the upcoming winter Olympics in China. What does this mean? It […]

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Angry Ward: Bob Murphy, Rose Lavelle, Tipsy McStagger, and Other Irish Heritage Heroes

March 3, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – On March 1st, President Joe Biden declared March to be Irish-American Heritage Month. It was a savvy political move from that sly […]

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Happy Ward Wednesday: Ding Dong the Douche is Gone… and, um, Sports Stuff Too!

January 20, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Happy Inauguration Day, everyone! Wow! Right? Usually a presidential term puts the guy in charge in the human fruit dehydrator age-o-matic but, […]

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Sports Rain Man re Coronavirus Hiatus, Presidential Debate/ Title Fight; Biden vs Sanders

March 16, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I can’t believe that we weren’t allowed a #Coronavirus-enforced break! I mean, at this point I am not sure what […]

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Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets

March 7, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. […]

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WHAT A YEAR TWO WEEKS MAKE!!!

January 14, 2010 Junoir Blaber 0

by Junior Blaber (Not above) NEW YORK, NY – I wanna dedicate this article to Jean Finnegan Biden, Joe Biden’s mom. I like Biden in […]

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HEALTHY DOSE OF REALITY

September 10, 2009 The Matts 19

WASHINGTON, D.C. – We watched the President’s address of the nation, Congress and Mattville last night and visions, other than those of sugar plum fairies, […]

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THE REYES MANUEL, NEIL DIAMOND, MARTY & TERMINATOR 4

February 28, 2009 The Matts 14

BOSTON, MA – Starbury made his debut for the Celtics last night. In 13 minutes, he scored 8 points and had two assists and received […]

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