REX'S BLUE PLATE PROP BET SPECIAL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGRY WARD! by Rex O’Rourke WATCH AND LEARN MIAMI, FL – One of my favorite aspects of The Super Bowl is the prop […]
Jose Reyes
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: REALITY CHECK
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Has there ever been a TV executive who thought the premise of the reality show being pitched to him was a bad […]
METS MOVE TO BAY-SIDE
by Different Matt BAYSIDE, NY – Not sure if any of you have heard yet, but the Mets signed Jason Bay to a four-year deal […]
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
By Rex O’Rourke New York, N.Y. – It’s time for some of our most famous sports figures to make their New Year’s Resolutions. So without […]
WORLD BLEEPIN' CHAMPIONS
“If I told you once, I told you 27 times… WORLD BLEEPIN’ CHAMPIONS!” by Yankee Joe (Yankee Fan) BRONX, NY – From Day 1 this […]
THE BRONX IS BURNING
By Rex O’Rourke 161ST AND RIVER AVENUE – Alright, enough is enough. I’ve taken it easy on you Mutt fans for many a rant. I’ve […]
HERE'S AN IDEA: JUST PLAY HURT
WAGGA WAGGA, AUSTRALIA – Despite Angry Ward’s Ghandi-like opposition to our muy macho ideals re toughing out injuries and our inclination to the rougher sports […]
KANGAROOS COULD FIX YOUR TEAM
BYRON BAY, AUSTRALIA – When the news of the preposterous yet history-making loss by the New York Metropolitans – the snake bitten baseball club in […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: A NICE LITTLE GAME WHERE ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE
by Philview and the Phanatic CHASKA, MINNESOTA – With a little more than a quarter of the season to go, the Mets faithful are now […]