Darryl & Me: Remember To Pray for Darryl Strawberry
NEW YORK, NY – When I think of Darryl Strawberry I remember that whenever I would run into him, he would acknowledge me. Not one […]
Lenny Dykstra
Bad Parenting to Blame? Odell Beckham, Jr., Odell Beckham, Sr., Lenny Dykstra, Lamar Odom…
DENVER, CO – What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner… What did Baby Corn ask Mama Corn? Where’s […]
When The Luck Runs Out. All-Time Favorite Bankrupt Athletes from Evander Kane to Latrell Sprewell
SMOKE ‘EM, CO – Powerball tickets… got ’em. Mega Millions tickets… got ’em. Fantasy Football championship… got it (with a 5-8 regular season record, which […]
Full Belly Friday: Fat Sports Stars We Can All Identify With Post-Thanksgiving
NEW YORK, NY – As the discomfort from over-eating starts to subside on this Full Belly Friday, we can all still likely feel bloated enough […]
Topping Tiger Woods. What Clemens, Vick, Rose, Dykstra, Harding Need to Do
AUSGUSTA, GA –It was a big week in sports, but there was no bigger story than Tiger Woods, y’all. Tiger fell down the mountain in […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Ryan, Dykstra, Kemp and Other Trump Cabinet Choices
BRONX, NY – Just recently, President-Elect Donald Trump’s top advisors (aka: Gingrich, Giuliani and the rest of the GOP walking dead) told Mr. Trump that […]
Hey Sports Fans: Who Really Cares About Steroids?
SPANISH HARLEM – With Lenny Dykstra in the media lately because of a new book that I already forgot the name of, I started thinking about […]
It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?
MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]
When It Comes To PED Use, Fans Are Guilty
MILWAUKEE, WI – As far as Performance Enhancing Drugs go, we’ve been ignoring the 800 lb gorilla in the room – or at the stadium […]
Tony Hawk goes Smithsonian, NFL Prison Football League, Aaron Hernandez, Hero and Villain of the Week
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – It’s Friday night on the longest day of the year and things are just, well, crazy! And Preacher’s Row starts out […]