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Big Ben: Covid-Ranting, 77 NFL Players Test Positive then Negative, Election Day Meteor

August 25, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

WARREN, VT – I’m on vacation in Vermont. I saw a bear banging at the dumpster right by our condo. She was large. And I […]

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The deGrom Rule, Knicks Misery, J-Rod & Mets, San Diego PEDSdres?

August 21, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVID, NJ – Yesterday, Buddy Diaz wrote about doing away with some of baseball’s unwritten rules.So today, I’d like to suggest adding a rule or […]

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Dumb-Dumb Maker DeAndre Baker, Maple Leafs, MLB Life Support, NBA Defying COVID

August 8, 2020 Replacement Matt 1

LOCKDOWN, NJ – After returning from a two-day attempted social distancing stay with the family upstate, I’m back to replace Short Matt today. It’s what […]

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Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?

August 7, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?  Where’s Waldo?  Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car?  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?  […]

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The Good and Bad Of Hiring Tom Thibodeau

August 6, 2020 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – Last week, the New York Knicks announced that they were hiring Tom Thibodeau to be their next head coach. This was no […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Sports are Almost Back – Weirdness in the NBA Bubble, NHL August Insanity, Short MLB Season with Quirks

July 21, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

The Bubble with Ugly Anna, Undisclosed Location: Don’t look now folks, but we are a mere two days from baseball and a little over a […]

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Sports Rain Man: Washington Blanks and #FreeWoj

July 13, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday. I am literally running out of topics. I should adopt Angry Ward’s approach of just sharing whatever is […]

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Patty Nice Gets Paid, Bruins Get Stick Shafted in NHL Playoffs

July 12, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

SHOHOLA, PA – My apologies to the staff here at MTM for last week’s alcohol-induced absence. It’s somewhat of a good thing when your birthday […]

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Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets

July 10, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the […]

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Grinding Ax: Quarantine Sports til 2021!!!

July 5, 2020 GrindingAx 0

MURPHY’S MOUTH, NJ – Time to Quarantine Sports! With all the conflicting stories, opinions and divisive behavior in the air , I am calling on […]

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