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Fed Up With NYC, NBA, MLB New Baseball Rules, Usain Bolt to Mets?!

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SHOHOLA, PA – I have nothing ground-breaking to report, other than it’s been a week since my doctor put me on thicker consistency liquids. Shakes, smoothies and I’ve even snuck in some beer in recovery from my most recent surgery. That was four weeks ago and it’s been three days in graduating to puddings, mashed […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes Olmypics Edition: Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps and USA Men’s Hoops

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – You know, I could have easily made this about the Buffalo Bills. Considering Marcell Dareus is going to rehab, rookie sensation Karlos Williams was cut just hours before Saturday’s game against the New York Giants and outside linebacker Manny Lawson could very well miss the season opener because of a suspension, […]

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FU to Hitler, Aaron Judge, Baby Bombers Boner, Hope Solo Gets Arnold Burn

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WHITE PLAINS, NY  – A quick turnaround, but the people want more B-Dubs. What can I do but give the people what they want? I’ll be here every Tuesday going forward, so get involved. Here’s another installment of Cheers Bro, Aw Hell No & Man I Don’t Know. CHEERS BRO Olympic Athletes – The improvement […]

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Buffalo, Usain Bolt, Man U, RBNY and 1B4ID

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Buffalo, NY – That is right I am in the B-U-Double F All Oh!! And it is nearly 3 am. Why is it so late that I am typing this article and from the Queen City no less. Well that is because I get married 20 days and I still have things to wrap up […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Tough Guys & Tough Cookies In Sports

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“It felt like somebody literally just snapped my leg in half.” -Tough Guy Manteo Mitchell LACONIA, NH – It’s Friday, which means in under 48 hours, I will finally be partaking in my ‘A’ athletic event of the season. Angry Ward asked a few weeks ago if i had another ‘triathlon’ coming up, to which I […]

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Dog Day Afternoons: Biggest Dogs In Sports; Cano, Cromartie & Usain

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Dogtown, USA – We are a week and change into August and it is already officially the hottest year in the history of ever. The Olympics are almost over (finally!) and the U-S of A is almost done proving we are stronger and faster (and more swimmingly synchronized?) than everyone else, with the exception of […]

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Olympics Are A Sham Way Before Opening Cermonies

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ANNOYED IN ANNAPOLIS – Every four years I come home from work and there is some old dude with some significance to some other country lighting a big Zippo in a brand new stadium that no one will every use again.  Usually, I just change the channel and hope Seinfeld reruns are on, while the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 10 People Kate Upton Forbidden To Date

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NEW YORK, NY – I hate to play the role of hard-ass here (oh, who am I kidding, I love that role), but someone has to start looking out for Kate Upton. Sure she’s just recently out of her teens, and apparently ready to take over the world, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t […]

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Cookie’s “Hot” Corner: Sports Babe On Volleyball Butts, Mets vs Yanks, LeBron, Joe Mauer and Abe Lincoln

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BELMONT, NY – It’s hotter than the Devil’s taint here in the Northeast and I’m totally COOL with it!  I’m always game to wear some tank tops and shorts, and what better excuse to open a cold-frosty one, run your tongue along a salted margarita glass, or just pound some vodka rocks.  Tomorrow should break […]

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ZOMBIE ATTACK

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TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along the lines of My Bloody Valentine, Halloween, or Silent Night Deadly Night, only about the holiest of holidays on the Jewish calendar…Zom Kippur. It’s sundown, everybody inside, that’s when the […]

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