Tag: Cam Newton

Big Ben Tuesday: A Wacky NFL Week 17 and Knee Jerk Wildcard Predictions

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Buffalo, NY: Happy New Year! Thanks for reading, Mom. May 2018 bring joy to you all, even Mets fans. NFL Week 17 brought a wild finish in the AFC, with four teams finishing 9-7. But the better wildcard games should be in the wide open NFC. Let’s try to make sense of some of the […]

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Scalding Hot Cheesy Bruin’S Free NFL Picks, NFL News, Cheerleaders

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MARLBORO, NY – Timing is everything in life, like a long Las Vegas weekend coinciding with last week’s clean 4-0 sweep of my weekly Cheesy Bruin’S Free NFL Picks. The cashing of sports book tickets paid for the entire trip and only the Knicks blowing a 21-point lead at home kept me from cashing in […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Breaking Down Falcons’ Flop, Supermodel Celebration for the Ages

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Houston, TX: Clearly there is no justice in the world. What a depressing end to a riveting Super Bowl. Watching the Falcons do everything right until they did everything wrong was painful, and Hell’s favorite QB and Coach added another ring to their impressive resumés. The Falcons’ hammer missed the coffin’s last nail and the Pats clawed their […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks… NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY – After a couple of mediocre Sundays I returned to the 3-1 familiar form that you all have come to expect in my Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. I’m at 19-13 for the year and that’s good for 60% but not good enough, as I put great pressure on myself to deliver the […]

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5 NFL Related Business Ideas: Consoling, Gun Storage, Social Media Management, Penalty Prevention, Anger Redirection

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ALBERTA, CANADA – It’s Tuesday, time for your Weekly Dose of Whitney! Last week I discussed some of the reasons for the NFL’s declining ratings, this week I’m thinking about making money off them. That’s right, we’re going to make money off the NFL! This one is for you entrepreneurs out there: – 5 Opportunities for NFL-Related […]

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The Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016: Cam, Dee, Draymond, Neymar, Villanova

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – We’re into the fourth quarter of 2016, the Mets and Yanks are dunzo, and the Giants and Jets are spinning their wheels, so I thought I’d get a jump on the competition and post my Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016. Now this isn’t a list of accomplishments, so you won’t see […]

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Beat Your Bookie: Cheesy Bruin’s NFL Weekly Picks: Fave, Best Best, Underdog, Over, Under

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SARASOTA, FL – It’s here! Football Sundays are back starting today and so are the always stellar Cheesy Bruin’s NFL Weekly Picks. Cam Newton may use dental floss to dislodge pesky portions of orange but I prefer a toothpick to rid remnants of bookies from my mouth after chewing these chumps up at a 60% […]

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Grinding Ax NFL Kickoff Edition: Broncos Buck Pouting Cam Recap, NFL Picks

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“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!“ LAKEWOOD, NJ –  The Cousin Card has been played again as Small Matt emailed me last-minute to fill in due to the impending *Baby Blabber!  How can I say no to that?  While I despise the NFL hierarchy, they then to pull ratings out of their hat – especially […]

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Goose Gossage Grouses, Keeps Rant Going

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by special contributor Goose Gossage… TAMPA, FL  – Look, a lot of “words” have been attributed to me lately, many of them out of context, so I’d like to thank Meet The Matts and West Coast Craig for letting me set the record straight.  First off, I am not a crackpot!  I was ambushed by some ESPN […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: How to Fix the Pro Bowl and More

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Clifton Park, NY – I wanted to use my column this week as an opportunity to make my Super Bowl prediction, and I’ll get to that… but I feel like there’s a more pressing topic in the NFL to discuss right now: the Pro Bowl. Did anybody else sit down and watch the entire Pro […]

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