NFL Weak/Week Whatever: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks and Notes

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Tis the NFL season that’s been sh!tty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la.

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Thank you for singing along with me, in all my displeasure.  Anyway… Right around the corner will be an equally pathetic NHL campaign, reduced to about 55 games. The love for sports, along with the thrill, is gone for me. Screwing with the rules in baseball, empty venues, awful games and asterisked #COVID Champions has become the last straw. I’d rather watch classic games from years of a bygone era. In the meantime, avoid today’s games and the following iteration of my raisons d’être: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks.

FAVORITE
I’m doing it again, Wardo! Vikes shouldn’t be laying that much to anybody having lost to the Cowboys and followed that with a pointspread failure last week in a come-from-behind victory against the flailing Panthers which means bettors will shy away from The Purple today and the heavy price tag. The Pick? MINNESOTA VIKINGS-10 over Jacksonville Jaguars

UNDERDOG
New England is not far off the pace in the extended playoff race and get back to even with a win today. It boils down to a veteran quarterback plus The Hoodie on the sidelines over a rookie under center and Head Coach Anthony Lynn fresh off a forgettable day in decision making last week. The Pick? New England +1.5 over LOS ANGELES CHARGERS

OVER
Dallas-Baltimore on Tuesday Night shapes up to be another prime-time barn burner, where you’d rather clean your oven or refrigerator than watch more than twenty minutes. Ravens might hit the over on this one alone. Aren’t they due for one of those offensive showings regardless of quarterback? The Pick? Dallas/BALTIMORE OVER 45

UNDER
The Eagles passed off a lot of Seattle bettors last week with that last-second Hail Mary heave and rebound and the no touch defense on the two-point conversion. Points are hard to come by for this bunch at a time where the Pack are starting to get guys back on offense. The Pick? Philadelphia/GREEN BAY UNDER 49

With that… I hear Sweet Polly Purebread calling so, it’s hip, hip, hip  and away I go. Comment below and comeback tomorrow for a guy that likes sniffing Underdog’s undercarriage, Junoir Blaber.

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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.