Sports Rain Man: Washington Senators, Joey Chestnut & the Restart Bubble
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy post-4th of July celebration. This will go down as the weirdest in my life and I am sure you […]
Year: 2020
Grinding Ax: Quarantine Sports til 2021!!!
MURPHY’S MOUTH, NJ – Time to Quarantine Sports! With all the conflicting stories, opinions and divisive behavior in the air , I am calling on […]
Mike Trout Not Hooked, Mike Gundy Eats A Million Wieners, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Joey Chestnut
CONEY ISLAND, NY – With the annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest creating a buzz for needy, sports-deprived suckers everywhere, there’s a lot to […]
Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?
SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]
Top 3 Questions for New York Yankees Fans as Baseball Resumes
SPANISH HARLEM – Yesterday marked the first day baseball players were able to begin the second part of what is normally called Spring Training. I’m […]
Angry Ward: Ian Desmond Opts Out, Newton Goes New England and Carl Reiner Leaves Us Laughing
BRONX, NY – Welcome to July, b!tches! How does it feel to be done with June and only have roughly two more months of summer […]
Big Ben: A Quiz – How Well do you Remember the New York Rangers Cup Winning Game in 1994?
STAMFORD, CT – There isn’t much going on around here that doesn’t make me want to borrow Spock’s ears and get in the ring with […]
Sports Rain Man: Newton to Pats, RIP Joe Bugel, CoViD-19 The Return
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday Everybody! There is absolutely nothing to be happy about. Well, Short Matt turned a year older this weekend […]
Fed Up With NYC, NBA, MLB New Baseball Rules, Usain Bolt to Mets?!
SHOHOLA, PA – I have nothing ground-breaking to report, other than it’s been a week since my doctor put me on thicker consistency liquids. Shakes, […]
MLB: Deja Flu All Over Again, Spike Covid Warms Up, Phony Phanatic
“Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.” NEW YORK, NY – Rumors have it, that’s what Al Pacino was overheard saying […]