The Race for the Wild Card: A September to Remember for the Mets
NOTE: Junoir Blaber is off today. NEW YORK, NY – As the 2024 Major League Baseball season winds down, the New York Mets are right […]
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Everyone is Stupid But Ward Wednesday: Yanks are Fair, Mets Pen is Foul, and the Jets Being Good is No Guarantee
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Wednesday, morons! It’s a heavy burden being an all-knowing sports knower such as myself. Just like Holly Hunter’s character in […]
Memo to MLB: Promote Bo Bichette!
“Bring the game back to the youths!”– MLB Commissioner Robert Dean Manfred Jr. (2015) TORONTO, CANADA – The above were the infamous words spoken by […]
Tigers Trigger Mets Panic, NJ Devils Don’t Exist, George Santos Let The Dogs Out
NEW YORK, NY – There’s a lot going on in the sports world, almost too much. Blasphemy to say that, I know. Yet, we can’t […]
Sports Rain Man: March Madness, NFL Offseason, MLB Signings
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… This was a rough weekend for yours truly. Had a really bad cold for Friday night and Saturday. […]
Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday!: Stop the MLB Season Right Here
BRONX, NY – I’ve been asked to step in today for my neighbor from the North, Different Matt, who is off to the dry cleaners […]
Pyrrhic Victories: No Mets Hurt This Weekend, Kevin Durant Uses Twitter, Bauer’s No-No
pyr·rhic1 /?pirik/ adjective… (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor. AUSTIN, TX – They know a […]
A Bard For The Yips, Harden’s Blue Mask, NL’s Best Team
NEW YORK, NY – It’s hot here in Hell’s Kitchen and it’s only going to get hotter tomorrow. You can see that wave of heat […]
Angry Ward: Ian Desmond Opts Out, Newton Goes New England and Carl Reiner Leaves Us Laughing
BRONX, NY – Welcome to July, b!tches! How does it feel to be done with June and only have roughly two more months of summer […]
MLB: Deja Flu All Over Again, Spike Covid Warms Up, Phony Phanatic
“Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.” NEW YORK, NY – Rumors have it, that’s what Al Pacino was overheard saying […]