Big Ben: Don’t Stop at Redskins, All NFL Team Should Change Names
WASHINGTON, DC: When Trump finally showed his face in public with a mask on, everyone should have just pointed at him, laughed and then taken […]
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Sports Rain Man: Washington Blanks and #FreeWoj
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday. I am literally running out of topics. I should adopt Angry Ward’s approach of just sharing whatever is […]
Patty Nice Gets Paid, Bruins Get Stick Shafted in NHL Playoffs
SHOHOLA, PA – My apologies to the staff here at MTM for last week’s alcohol-induced absence. It’s somewhat of a good thing when your birthday […]
Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets
COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the […]
Grinding Ax: Quarantine Sports til 2021!!!
MURPHY’S MOUTH, NJ – Time to Quarantine Sports! With all the conflicting stories, opinions and divisive behavior in the air , I am calling on […]
Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?
SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]
Flag Day Sports Special: Kelley O’Hara, Rick Monday, Douglass MacArthur, Cheesy Bruin
SHOHOLA, PA – I have returned! I’m quickly on the mend with the help of my lady and now nurse Kelly Belfast, who insisted my […]
NY Jets QB Controversy, Trout Hooks A Sucker, End Of Baseball
NEW YORK, NY – So far the Memorial Day Weekend is off to a sluggish, damp start here in NYC. For our local fans, that […]
MLB, NBA, NHL to Resume? Not Without Money Problems. Blake Snell, LeBron
SPANISH HARLEM – The NBA, MLB and NHL have all had plans to resume or start their season at some point this season. While many […]
Sports Mash Unit: Teams That Won Without Injured Stars
COVID CENTRAL, NYC – As we continue to navigate this hazy, blurred maze of The Covid Zone, our staff has taken turns on the DL […]