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Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets

July 10, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the […]

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Best MLB News Ever? Alex Rodriguez, Pox On Queens Tim Tebow, Masked Singer

May 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: Our man Cheesy Bruin got some less-than-stellar news on the health front. Let’s raise our glasses to his full and speedy return to the […]

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Yankees Marble Tale, Trade Talk, Jets Still Suck at QB with Ryan Fitzpatrick

July 30, 2016 Ben Whitney 6

FLORHAM PARK, NJ – So Ryan Fitzpatrick signed! Hurrah! The J-E-T-S ceiling is again 2nd place in their division, 10 wins, and a Wild Card […]

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Mets’ Sandy Alderson is Back! Moneyball for Football?

January 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 9

Franklin, TN—(Real) Sandy Alderson is back! Yes, the esteemed senior member of the New York Mets’ $10M front office made his first public appearance last […]

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Meet The Matts Radio: QBC Scandal?! SNY’s Vazzano vs Alderson Fake, Mets Fan Callahan

January 9, 2015 Matt McCarthy 28

Click the play button to hear all the hub-bub around the QBC, SNY’s Andrew Vazanno and Sandy Alderson… NEW YORK, NY – So, yesterday started […]

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Grote’s Gripes: State Of The Mets Address; Where There Is No Smoke…

September 18, 2012 The Matts 26

“This collapse has been epic in that the Mets have set records for futility at home not even the ’62 team can match.” FLUSHING, NY […]

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November 25, 2009 Angry Ward 0

WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]

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October 20, 2009 The Matts 16

BRISTOL, CT – Summer’s over, which Mama Nature thunderously hammered home during the recent baseball games in the Bronx and Philthy. Yet, we needn’t be […]

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