The Jack Attack: Francisco Lindor Goes 30-30, Rick Pitino, Rugby World Cup

HOLBROOK, NY – Hello again everyone FFS (Fake Sandy’s Son), Jackson reporting on today’s important news.

The New York Mets franchise shortstop Francisco Lindor became a member of the 30-30 club against the Florida Miami Marlins on Wednesday, there have been many who think that Lindor may beĀ  perhaps a bit overpaid or maybe even a little overrated. I am not one of those people. Lindor signed a mega 341 million dollar contract in 2021 and has been everything the Mets had hoped for.

Moving on to another beloved team of mine…

Jackson Sternberg

The St John’s Red Storm, where do I even begin, hiring Rick Pitino was the best decision this program has made in a very long time, Pitino brings legitimacy and prestige back to Queens. The hype is real. The expectations are sky high. BUT… if there was one man who could bring the Johnnies back to prominence, it’s Slick Rick.

Rugby World Cup

Management demanded I put this in. Full Disclosure: I’d have been open to it anyway.

You don’t get better than JBL on a boat in Portugal.

That’s all for today, come back tomorrow for Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis.

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Jackson and his twin brother Jacob are son's of MTM legend, Al Sternberg. Being the youngest of the twins by 10 minutes, Jackson knows the value of time. Look for him and Jacob to collaborate and/or create separately. Family quirk: the twins don Speedos when wake-boarding on Long Island's beaches.