MLB Needs to Stop the Bull Sh*t Now!
MADISON AVE, NYC – From the day Rob Manfred took the job of Major League Baseball Commissioner his main objective was to bring the MLB […]
All Star Game
The Best All-Star Game in Professional Sports
SPANISH HARLEM – After watching the Major League Baseball All Star game and reading Angry Ward article yesterday, it got me thinking: Which professional sports […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes
*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]
Major League Baseball All-Star Game Voting Time: 1st-Ever No-Star Team
DENVER, CO – July at the ballpark. There is no better time to go. In addition to the beer hot dogs and popcorn, it is […]
Yankees Not That Bad, 7 Inning Games, Jacob deGrom vs All-Star Game
NEW YORK, NY – With the biblical rains that have the subway flooded and double-headers being played every other day, I’m taking time out from […]
The Punk and the Todd Father at Baseball’s All-Star Game
Cincinnati, OH—Before I even met the future Mrs. Fake Sandy Alderson, I had already planned our wedding date. No, Mr. FSA doesn’t go in for […]
NY Haters Snub Mets and Yanks for All-Star Game. Thank Bill the Butcher!
LAWRENCE, KS – There are a few parts of America where – believe it or not – the city of New York is not especially […]
Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?
ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the […]
All Star Questions
CITIFIELD, NY – While we wait for Fake Sandy Alderson to overcome his technical difficulties, let’s take a quick look at the MLB extravaganza that […]
It’s the Name Game: Our Phone-In All Star Game
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Brrrrnng, brrrrrrnng…who’s calling? Me, phoning in this piece? Yes! Because the votes are in on the annual Phone-In All Star Name Game […]