How ANALytics Screwed Judge’s Season: Aristotle Weighs In?
BRONX, NY – 62 homeruns is the new 73, according to these so-called WOKE fans of America. Forget the fact that Sammy Sosa hit 63, […]
Mark McGwire
Hey Lucky Fan With the Historic Home Run Ball… Nobody Cares!
WHITESTONE, NY – Imagine going to a baseball game and being the lucky fan who catches a historic home run ball. What do you do […]
Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?
DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Where’s Waldo? Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car? What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? […]
Big Ben: Elvis Andrus and Baby Shark, Do Do Do Do, Gunnar Solskjaer
ARLINGTON, TX – With the NFL draft approaching, MLB off and running, the NCAA Final Four locked and loaded, and the NHL and NBA coming […]
Friday’s Sports Fibs: Mark McGwire, Buddy Diaz’s Yanks, Conor McGreggor & NY Mets
NEW YORK, NY – The headlines are chock full of what we must ingest and decipher as fact or fiction – #FakeNews – if you […]
Mets and Sandy Alderson Bad for MLB, Is P Diddy New Trump?
NEW YORK, NY – It’s always great when MTM Management fails to pass along the memo that the inimitable DJ Eberle is on a Buffalo […]
From Patriots to Inmates, Jets’ Sanchez “Bets” on himself, and Hero & Villain of the Week
Washington DC – It was a long and rainy day in DC but this author has somehow found the time to pen (or type rather) his […]
Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell […]
MLB: Use Melky Cabrera Fiasco To Restore Aaron & Maris
“Out of all the records in the major sports, the home run stat takes the cake.” SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It started with Marion Jones […]
The Bad Usher’s Cooperstown Mission: Bud Selig, Pete Rose, Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens…
COOPERSTOWN, NY – Commissioner Selig loomed over his desk, a full six feet off the floor, and boomed down at The Bad Usher standing down […]