NEW YORK, NY – Okay, there will be no nudes today. That was just a click-bait tag to pique your interest on this Cheesy Bruin Is MIA Again Sunday. Hopefully he’s just hungover and doing his best Billy Bob/Bad Santa incarnation. So we plod on, boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past... or to today’s headlines! F YEAH! NFL Picks, Notes, Nudes, James McCann, Western Michigan Miracle
NFL PICKS/NOTES
FAVORITE
Whose kidding who here? The Jags are poop. Tennessee is proving to be a real threat to go late into the playoffs. Tannehill is proving to be one of the NFL’s most reliable and consistent QBs, while Mike Vrabel mixes vowels and consonants as well as anyone. #GoTits
The Pick? Titans -7.5 over JAGUARS (2nd week in a row Jacksonville gets dissed here)
UNDERDOG
This one may be a tad biased, as yours truly is New York Football Giants fan. Yet, the Jints get Danny Dimes back and Kyler Murray is looking somewhat ordinary lately. One could argue that he’s the Mini Me to Russ Wilson’s Dr. Evil – and we saw the the Big Blue Wrecking Crew did to the Seahawks on the road last week.
The Pick? GIANTS + 2.5 vs St Louis Arizona
OVER
Rumor has it Washington will be blurting “Hello, Frisco!” as part of their touchdown celebration today (and salute to Charles Nelson Reilly). Both teams should cross the whitewash often enough to make Dianne Feinstein remember…. What?! Too soon?
The Pick? OVER 43.5
UNDER
The Packers are the real deal and the Lions stink. A lot of points will be scored by the lads in green, but Detroit’s defense will keep their offense off the field, as Aaron Rodgers marches up and down the field.
The Pick? UNDER 55.
NOTE: Andy Dalton faces his old team when the Cowboys play the Bengals. Talk about drama! But seriously, one to watch is the Steelers going into Buffalo. Should be a good one.
James McCann
Add this guy to the Era Of Polarizing People list. Right up there with President Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Jim Harbaugh and Tom Brady, now comes Jimmy Cans (TM). Did he do anything untoward to land him on this list? No. But Sandy Alderson choosing him over JT Realmuto has the likes of yours truly and Replacement Matt at odds with Tall Matt. And you can bet your bippie that Big Al Sternberg would be against Chuck on Happy Days Tall Matt, too. Feel free to weigh in on this:
They pass on #Realmuto because he is too old and his skills will diminish? How old was @mikepiazza31 when he came to NY? That worked out pretty [bleeping] good! Typical Sandy Alderson move. https://t.co/MiqAkC1hNS
— Meet The Matts (@MeetTheMatts) December 12, 2020
Western Michigan Miracle
Just watch.
And you guys don’t like rugby? Anyway, that’s it for me. Please feel free to weigh in below and come back tomorrow for Sports Rain Man Junoir Blaber.
